The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It goes back four seconds.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
For the watch
Out of plaice.
The earth revolves around me.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Water Polio
Because they're funny on many levels.
Babe, it's a valve!
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Drop him a line.
The lines.
You can only ran because it's past tents.
It had run out of lettuce
