The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It goes back four seconds.
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3 days by panzer
For the watch
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Because now his watch has ended.
IDK
A lunchbox
There is correction fluid on screen.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Student: By Staying at home.
