The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It goes back four seconds.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
For the watch
For the watch!
Because...bros before hose!
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
There's no charge.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
A pair.
