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3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!