3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Resurrect Jokes More Resurrect Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...