3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Respawn Jokes More Respawn Jokes

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Resurrect Jokes More Resurrect Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.