Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who