Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry