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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you