Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!