Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.