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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.