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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.