What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.