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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who