Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair