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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair