Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.