Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.