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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.