Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.