Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.