Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.