April Sale - 20% Off

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.