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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.