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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.