What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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An ENTmoot.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.