What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.