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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.