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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.