What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.