What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.