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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Dressmaker Jokes More Dressmaker Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.