What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!