What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Conservatory Jokes More Conservatory Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.