What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.