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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.