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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!