What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.