A drummer!!!!!
One composes, the other decomposes...
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
He was conducting.
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Homeless
Sound investments.
I'll be Bach.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
Cher
A singer
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You pay for the pizza.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.
He got in treble.
Violists.
Drummers
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
I'll be Bach
Didn't wake up this morning...
He got into treble.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Night manager at McDonalds.
An Algo-rhythm.
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
He castanet
An act of violins.
They start with 2 million.
A rock-czar
Drummers.
He always had treble finding his keys!
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Ball lightning
They are the path of leaf resistance.
You take the pizza delivery sign off
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
We'll have to rehearse that.
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Being struck by an iMac.
He was a good conductor.
Ewes sincerely.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
Robbery with violets!
The purr-rimiter.
Decomposers
A decomposer.
Nah-imma-stay
They were too far out.