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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool