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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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The Darth Mall.

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Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices