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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.