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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.