Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.