Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.