Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.