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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.