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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt