What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)