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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear