What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.