What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off