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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.