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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool