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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.