What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction