What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What object crashes the most?

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?