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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.