What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?