What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's