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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction