What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking