What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking