Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
The bond market crashed.
Nice.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Nothing.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Paul Walker only crashed once.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
A kaleidoscope!
Because Jesus saves.
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Imsosaurus!
Because inertia is a property of matter.
He needed a place to crash.
Take away it's drivers license.
They were MAROONED!
The crews got marooned
Because their drivers keep crashing.
A crashing bore.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I think I'm gonna crash
Because it was Elise
Can I crash at your place
You should Bill Gates.
A three car pile-up.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
Crashing boars.
A pterrorist
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
It kept crashing on the beach.
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because he was a slice of bread
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Elton John in a coma.
None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Because they have appeal!
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
He was too far out.
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
Take his spade away.
Stop talking in secret code.
