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Crash Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Love

Love

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.