Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
The bond market crashed.
I'm really sodie pop.
Yo can I crash at your place?
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
Nice.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Nothing.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Paul Walker only crashed once.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
A kaleidoscope!
Because Jesus saves.
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Imsosaurus!
Because inertia is a property of matter.
He needed a place to crash.
Take away it's drivers license.
They were MAROONED!
The crews got marooned
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
A crashing bore.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I think I'm gonna crash
Because it was Elise
Can I crash at your place
You should Bill Gates.
A three car pile-up.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
Crashing boars.
A pterrorist
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
It kept crashing on the beach.
A comickaze
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because he was a slice of bread
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
It had a bad driver
Because it had a bad driver.
Ten tickles.
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
More guns!
One Brazillion.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Time to try the udder one.
He saw the bottom of the ocean
Root Beer Floats!
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
You drop it on her twice.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
It was worth a shot.
Because he has no proper tea!