Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!