Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.