Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Previous Random Joke Next
Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.