What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands