What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Plot twisting!

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands