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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.