What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.