What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands