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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.