Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"