Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.