Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.