Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender