Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.