That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!
The second one.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
Reservation reservation reservations.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!