Favorite Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Alexander Graham Bell Jokes More Alexander Graham Bell Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.