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Favorite Joke Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's your favorite joke?

Mine's Womens Rights.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

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What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Memorize Jokes More Memorize Jokes

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino