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Favorite Joke Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What's your favorite joke?

Mine's Womens Rights.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

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It's not there.

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They can't-elope.

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I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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