Favorite Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Corny Joke Jokes More Corny Joke Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!