Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Mine's Womens Rights.
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Winnie the Philosopooh
Edifice Rex
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Crumbs!
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
With lots of Avogadro!
It has a lot of mussels.
Names.
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.
He got stuck in a jam.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
