Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Mine's Womens Rights.
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
The car salesman knows he is lying.
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
Nothing you just run away!
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
Me: I just told you...
A completely rational fear.
A roundhouse.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Tweets.
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
