What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.