Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

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