Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Because Missouri loves company
Missouri
To show the opossum it could be done.
Missouri.
To get to the middle.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Pleblos
To get to the other slide.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Truth or Darren Wilson.
Move the trees closer together.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
The eggrolled
