Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!