What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.