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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.