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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken