What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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R/news

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Because you already read-it.

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads