Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen
Christopher Walken
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Two Live Crew
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Reposts are allowed.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Christopher Reeves