Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Christopher Reeves Jokes More Christopher Reeves Jokes

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Talk Head Jokes More Talk Head Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.