Christopher Reeve Jokes

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Talk Head Jokes More Talk Head Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.