Christopher Reeve Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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Repost

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An argument.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.