Christopher Reeve.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because you already read-it.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
He dumped his girlfriend.
Like a glove.
They though it was Riel funny!
He had an apartment complex.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
They got together and talked over old times.
You can almost hear them.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.