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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.