What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.