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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"