What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Who's there! Annabel! Annabel who?

Annabel would be useful on this door!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!