What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!