How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.