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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.