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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.