What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)