What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.