You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Because guitars make music.
You put a guitar in his hands.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
Tune a fish
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.