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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.