What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!