What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.