What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned