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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.