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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat