What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.