Piano Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.