What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.