What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.