What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.