You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
DIP
He called the piano tuna!
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool