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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there