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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.