What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.