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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!