What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.