What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters