What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters