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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder