What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.