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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.