What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder