What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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I am not a cook

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.