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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.