What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.