What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.