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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!