What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.