What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!