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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.