What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water