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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.