Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

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So he could flip the bird

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force