Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.