Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.