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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!