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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.