Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.