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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.