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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.