Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay