Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay