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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.