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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.