It was a boxer!
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
With a chihuahua pedal.
Because they chew balls.
Earth wind and fire
Nobody will look for them.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
A pugilist!
A Doberman puncher!