Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.