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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.