What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!