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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.