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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Greek Man Jokes More Greek Man Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind