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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind