Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!