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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!