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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Cause all their pants are half-off

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Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Cos' sin tans

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco