Hem Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Cuba Jokes More Cuba Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".