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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Cuba Jokes More Cuba Jokes

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

Who's there! Cuba! Cuba who?

Cuba wood!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.