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Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Cos Sin Tan Jokes More Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.