Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.