They both exaggerate the length.
12 inches
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
The tiny little buns
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A metro-gnome
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Sub humans.
A pedometer
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Because 7 ate 9.
He Went Back Four Seconds.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
Helefino.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
A flat minor.
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
A Buck-An-Ear
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
That people exaggerate.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
