They both exaggerate the length.
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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
The tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
One porks women the other un-porks them.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
He had no guts!
No guts.
19 kids and counting. Too soon?
19 Kids and Counting
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
A PASTATUTE!!!
Because they like Poles.
