They both exaggerate the length.
12 inches
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
The tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
He didn't have the guts to fart
I ate sand.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Nark Nark
Lame.
Shakira. Her hips don't lie.
They lie still.
A-flat minor
Nothing.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
