They both exaggerate the length.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
The tiny little buns
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Sub humans.
A pedometer
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
That people exaggerate.
There's whiteout on the screen.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Make blonde jokes!
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
One hits the spot...
He wanted to have webbed feet.
A dead centipede.
Turn 19
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
