They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Sub humans.
He used a skeleton key.
Make blonde jokes!
A flat minor.
A-flat minor.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
He replied "They fit like a glove."
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Tom ate those.
Out of the way!
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
