They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Sub humans.
Because he was spaced out.
I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I like to be prepared.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
A milk dud
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
He asked. "A million," I rep lied.
19. Got a problem with that?
Turn 19
A flat minor.
