They both exaggerate the length.
12 inches
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
The tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
A sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
He was addicted to crack.
Santa's little Elvis.
Oh, just put it on my bill.
With finances.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
He went to Jared.
Gangsta wrappers!
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
Water you doing here
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Fry-by-night!
