How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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Teutonic Plates.

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Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Cause they work out.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!