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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

Sub-standard.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".