How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!