How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.