How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.